THE WINTER (of our discontent) GAMES- LIGHTFOOT* MASS WEDDING
Please don your wedding regalia and walk through our Games Guard of Honour ( The Sexed Up Dolls).
Bring your wedding vows/ certificate ( available for a small consideration),
PRINT YOUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE     PRINT YOUR VOWS
follow Monsignor Porcamadonna's instructions and receive his blessing.

VOWS
I (say your name here) a hedonist, take you  ( insert name/description of person/object here)  As the perfect accessory, from this day forwardFor digital or broadband but preferably cable,with frequent flyers or without, To love and cherish forsaking all others, I offer myself to you with my faults and my strengths. until we are parted by death or until your upgrades just aren’t enough you’re your extended warrantees have lapsed and to this do I plight my troth.


 

*"If a bloke is allowed to marry a bloke, what's to stop a man marrying his E-type Jaguar."
Senator Ross Lightfoot, quoted on Lateline, Friday 28th May 2004 senator.lightfoot@aph.gov.au http://www.democrats.org.au/campaigns/sexuality/